Noah (self-proclaimed “Mr. Wonderful”, ala the television show “Shark Tank”): “IF ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY IS LAZY, IT’S ME!”
Me: “Why do you call yourself lazy?”
Noah: “Well, I guess I’m not l a z y. I just take advantage of my resources!”
Me: “What resources?”
Noah: “Caleb & Micah of course!”.
This is not necessarily something that any parent wants to hear being proudly announced by their twelve-year-old son. But as usual, upon further reflection, I realized hey, I could learn a thing or two from this kid. Particularly since, the dialogue above began just after Caleb (my Breakfast Zombie), had just blurted out “MOM, YOU’RE LAZY!”
Can you believe it? Called out by a ten-year old who can’t drive himself to nor from school, pay the tuition for said school, cook his own dinner, remember to bathe – nor do homework without my help.
As he defended my honor, Noah proceeded to school me on resourcefulness. He continued, “I just say, hey Caleb, go to my room and get my back pack and he does it. Then I say Micah, clean up the rec. room and I’ll let you play a game on my phone later. He’s happy to do it. That’s what younger brothers are for. See mom, I take advantage of my resources!” Younger brother’s now nodding in unison: “yup, that’s right!”
Noah, once proposed we sell his youngest brother Micah to bring in more income for the family. He is also the same kid who lead a sibling revolt and demanded an adjusted valuation of Goss Bucks. Noah is quite a resourceful young man. He is currently planning an odd job business and asked his lazy mom to help him create business cards, on which he would like to see the phrase “No job is too small or TOO BIG. Mr. Wonderful has decided to give Caleb a minority share in his company. Guess which partner will be performing the TOO BIG jobs for their minority stake?
I’ve decided to take a page from Noah’s playbook. I’ve realized that God has blessed me with these wonderful sons for many reasons. Besides being the most loving, creative, hilarious, sincere, courteous and outstanding son’s any mother could ask for, they are valuable resources of which I should take full advantage!
Until next time…Fly high and dazzle ’em!
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